I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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