Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
