Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
