So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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