I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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