that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
