It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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