but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
