babies were throwing up all over the place
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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