'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
