I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
