i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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