You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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