I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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