I love black thongs
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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