i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
