You're completely useless in the revolution.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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