i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I love you.
Bad choice
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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