would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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