I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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