planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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