question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize