Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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