awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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