Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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