ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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