wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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