Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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