can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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