Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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