Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
