We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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