so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
there is glitter all over my balls
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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