I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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