No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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