Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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