that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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