Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
