i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
50% drunk capacity currently
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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