found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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