Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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