remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have feelings that need drinking.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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