Please, let me fuck your mom
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
vagina is talking i cant
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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