But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
