then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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