Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think I died a long time ago.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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