nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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