"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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