just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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