Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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