Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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