Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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