I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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