Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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