Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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