i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Farmville is her only friend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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